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Home / Videos / For the Record, Lincoln Continentals Can’t Fly

For the Record, Lincoln Continentals Can’t Fly

John P.

July 9, 2008 By John P.

Flying Yellow Lincoln ContinentalJust imagine. It’s 1975 and Evil Knievel has already stolen all of your best ideas for crazy ways you can damage your own frail little body. No matter! You are pimping your best Tom Selleck look – and you’ve got a Lincoln Continental! What else could you possibly need?!?

Wait! I know! How about if we strap a rocket onto the back of the Lincoln and attempt to jump it across a 1 mile wide river! Yeah, that’s the ticket!

So what if Evil couldn’t even make it 300 feet across some creek, you’re going to get up to 88 miles per hour, and you have this great idea for a flux capacitor! Good luck!

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John P. is a former CEO, former TV Show Host, and the Founder and Wizard behind Texas Metal Works. You can find him on Twitter, Facebook and LinkedIn. Feel free to send shoutouts, insults, and praise. Or Money. Money is good.

Comments

  1. rocketdoug says

    July 10, 2008 at 5:03 am

    This is a good example of what happens when someone has more money than brains!

  2. RHB says

    July 10, 2008 at 12:33 am

    human stupidity knows no bounds, but you have to admire the guy for imagination and following a dream.

  3. Justin Carmony says

    July 9, 2008 at 2:23 am

    Wow…. how do you find this crazy stuff?

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