Joke: Kids Say the Darndest Things
A 6 year-old and his 4 year-old brother are in their bedroom. The 6-year-old turns to his younger brother and says, “I think it’s time we start cussing. When we go downstairs I’ll say ‘hell’, and you say ‘ass’.”
“OK!” The younger brother enthusiastically agrees!
When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the older brother what he wants for breakfast he replies, “Hell, Mom, I guess I’ll have some Cheerios.”
Without a hesitation his mother smacks him so hard she knocks him down! He runs away crying with his mother in hot pursuit, spanking him all the while. She locks him in his room and shouts “You can stay there till I let you out!”
When she comes back downstairs, she looks at the 4 year-old and asks, “And what do YOU want for breakfast?”
“I don’t know”, he replies. “But you can bet your ass it won’t be Cheerios!”
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The amazing part is that you don’t even have to make those jokes up. I have a 5 year old and a 6 year old and it would not shock me at ALL if they came down and did about the same thing. It is amazing what comes out of kids mouths :)
Brian
Good one. I love kid jokes.
5 year old Son: Dad, where were you born?
Me: Tennessee
Son: How come you aren’t brown?
Me: ?!!??!?!? WHAT ?!!??! WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT????
Son: Because people from other countries are different colors….
Me: WHEW. No son I get what you mean, but not everyone has to be different colors from different places. People are people and come from all over. (WOW.)
(Hope you don’t mind me sharing. This was a TRUE STORY)
Yeah… I love these kind of jokes.
There’s an argentinian magazine that includes several once per week, I will have to look for it and leave some nice ones here.
hahaha….good one!
Good grasp of the obvious my kid!